Home on the Strange Crew Socks

Do you want to believe? Well, you'd better decide quickly because aliens are here to cownap* our livestock. Maybe it's the Greys with a taste for beef jerky, or maybe the aliens themselves are little green cow dudes who want to take their Earthly cousin on a tour of the best pastures in the universe. Who knows? Either way, the startled-yet-understated cactus pose has never been more appropriate. *Get it, cownap? Because it's a cow? We were just going to say kidnap but then we remembered a kid is a baby goat and there was going to be a farm animal joke here but the aliens took it okay ------ Sock Specs: * Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area * One Size Fits Most Humans Size 6-13, may be snug on wider calves